10 Mar

Blowjob report, restaurant review

I am pretty sure that I enjoyed the greatest blowjob in the history of man last night. Well….I guess I say that every time The Hoover comes over. I’ve just never had any woman pay as much enthusiastic attention to my ball sack and my ‘taint’ as she does.

She actually gets off on sucking my dick. I can tell because she always leaves a huge wet spot on my bed after sucking my dick. You can fake moaning and wiggling, but you can’t fake a wet pussy. The girl just loves to suck dick!

And just for giggles, I tried to slip my dong up her ass last night just to see if she would object. I’m really not that into to ass fucking, but I do like the euphoria of getting women to submit to whatever my sexual whims are. Maybe I am a sick pervert….so sue me.

Nonetheless, The Hoover grimaced and I could tell that she did not enjoy it…but she took it like a champ and never complained. Being the nice guy that I am, I only fucked her dirt chute for a minute or two.

I can tell you that most Thai girls do not like taking it up the ass. If you’re in ass fucking, you should go visit the Eden Club on Soi 7/1. They REQUIRE that you take at least 2 women and many of them will take it up the ass. I have not been to the Eden Club but my understanding is that you are presented with a lineup of 20-30 girls. The ones that take it up the ass are lined up on one side of a yellow line and the non-butt fuckers are on the other side.

Since The Hoover sucked the life out of my last night, I was very hungry when I woke up today so I thought I’d hit a lunch buffet at the FuramaXclusive hotel. For only 235 baht (inclusive of VAT tax and tip), you get a great buffet. I’ve never eaten dinner there but it is reasonably priced at 295 baht.

Today they had 3 types of soups (miso, Tom Yum Goong, seafood chowder), sushi, duck in green curry, mushroom-stuffed pork chops, calamari in garlic sauce, parmigiana chicken, beef tips in burgundy sauce, salad bar, as well as a cooked-to-order pasta station. The alfredo sauce at the cooked-to-order station is especially good.

The FuramaXclusive hotel is just down the street from Soi Cowboy on Asoke so you can go stuff your face before you go stuff some go-go dancers box.

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